Magic407, Missing ,No Reward Oct. 17,2005 FL.
Sorry, had to do it!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Last seen watching the Astro's Lose on TV.
Carries a Baby Bottle and pet Burmease python named "chris" with her.
Likes long walks on the beach during Hurricane Season!! And wears allegator shoes.
Use caution has a tendency to BITE!!
!!!WARNING!!! Magic is Missing again.....YAWN.Story to follow eventually LOL. Read Page 3 for the updates
Ummmmmmmmmm after all these years trust me i can spell your name . That is her boyfriends name LOL If ya ask me he is a snake LMAO
Woman may be in cheesy situation
Florida police were quoted saying that missing woman may have wanted to vanish. It appears that grief stricken over how poorly the Astros were playing she tried to hide in a bowl of cheetos.
Officer Tweety said they found cheese covered foot prints leading out the door and vanish by the orange water in the pool.
"If she don't wanna be found ,she won't be." Said Chief Taz. "This here is one fer the Cold Case Files I thunk."
Film at 11.
Possible Sighting!!
Zoo Officials at the Florida National Zoological Society claim they have seen a strange woman wandering the grounds. She allegedly has a snake wrapped around her waist and a black scruffy 2 tongued cat in her arms. She was last seen wearing a scruffy blue bathrobe, house slippers and an Astro's baseball cap. She is considered insane and highly dangerous. She tends to speak to people who arent there and keepings yelling the words "Yahoo Sucks" at deafening levels. DO NOT APPROACH!! Notify authorities immediatley if suspect is spotted. Tranquilizer guns are on hand to apprehend this very dangerous individual!!
Missing Woman Still Atlarge and CAN'T POST!!
Florida police at a press confrenece today said they recieved hundreds of reports of strange Howling sounds last night. It seems to have begun just as the Astro's choked and lost the game.
They believe the strange sounds came from the same subject still missing. A trail of cheetos were found leaving the Florida Zoo and towards the beach.
One witness claims she heard the woman yelling wildly" How could they Lose! My python ate my shoes! And what is with Wilma,why here! WAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"I was very skeeeerd." said another witness. "I was lucky to get away with my life." Apparently the deranged woman called the stranger "Chris" and stole their shoes. More to come.This is a total mystery.
Stay tuned to this channel for more updates.
OMG you guys are too funny!!!!
I haven't been feeling well lately and not online much, so it was nice to come back to something funny to read!! hehehe!
We aim to please LOL and she is still missing so SHE CAN'T ANSWER!! LOL Not till she is found anyway. We are debating on when that will be LOL.
Well I ate all the cheetos and drank all the pepsi. My python ate my 2 tounged cat. Then a bigger python came along and ate MY python. Then that silly python ate my shoes, again, different python different shoes. The shoes I stole on the beach. All of a sudden out of the blue here comes an alligator. The gator ate the python this time. Paybacks are hell. I'm still missing. I don't know where I am. No one here speaks English. The Astros won, I watched it in Spanish. The World Series starts on Saturday so I need to come home. And there is some hurricane or something spinning around out there, so I would really like to have some shoes at least. Now that I have no cat, no python, and the alligator that ate the python (the bigger python that ate MY python) was eating fried chicken last I checked. I ran really fast away as far as I could. I hope someday someone will find me. I'm SKEERED.
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Last seen watching the Astros lose. Approach with 
