And More LOL:
Gee, Look At The Time; Yawn, I Guess I'll Be Hitting The Sack; So, You'll Have To Get Goine; Big Day Tomorrow; Boy it Sure is Getting Late::zzz:
A woman visited her friend in Speyer, Germany, got drunk and talked about her personal problems for 30 hours, ignoring repeated requests that she leave. Finally, the hostess had to call the police to take her away.
I'll Teach You (Whap!) to Show a Little (Whap!) Common Courtesy (Whap!):fighting1:
A group of golfers at a course in Auburn, Wash., was playing really slowly, irritating another group behind them who wanted to play through. A free and open exchange of views between the two groups started on the 13th hole and ended on the 15th when one of the golfers took out a 6-iron and broke it over another golfer's head. One observer said, "There's a lot of rules in golf, and, if you break the rules, some people tend to take it really seriously."
I Meant The Kids, Not Me, Officer::lockup:
A woman who passionately urged the Norwalk, Ohio, school board to start drug testing the city's students was arrested for heroin trafficking.
Waiter, This Isn't Right, I Ordered The Ferret::ohjeez:
In an effort to extort $500,000 from an upscale restaurant in Appleton, Wisc., a 41-year-old woman went to lunch there and planted a dead rat in her meal when no one was looking. She said she would alert the media if the eatery didn't pay up. Alas, the rat she used wasn't of the common street variety, but a domestic white rat used in medical experiments and usually found in laboratories.
And how was your day! :dance2:
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