Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
North Pole, Earth
Dear Rudolph
I am writing to ask you to do a little favor for me.
I was a good girl this year, but I did run into a few medium problems.
Like "borrowing" Mike's favorite snowblower and selling it to pay for potatoe chips.
Or giving Robin some eggnog when we went to Hawaii just for laughs.
Then there was the time I kissed tax collector and later fixed him up with that chicken, Hillary Clinton. .
It was real funny though.
But I did good by Dawn when I made the horses disappear in order to collect the insurance.
( I only took 6% comission )
And Missy was real happy when I set up the Xmas party. It's wasn't my fault that the singer took all their cash when they fell asleep from all the cheesecake.
Despite these little incidents, I would like you to ask wonderful Santa to send me the little things I asked for:
money
money
sleep
I know you heard that I always said you were a large cow for agreeing to lead cuddly Santa's sled even though the other reindeer sneezed on you.
But since you are a great friend I figured you would forgive and forget and help me anyway.
Your good fan
Kris